Elite Dog Waste Removal
We deploy so you don't have to.
Gig-powered. Photo-confirmed. One text a week. Set it and forget it.
Three steps from messy yard to mission accomplished. No app required. No contract. Cancel anytime.
Sign up in 60 seconds. Enter your address and choose your service frequency. Your local Troop gets dispatched through our app.
A verified, background-checked Trooper arrives on schedule. They take a before photo, complete a full sweep, and bag everything.
You receive one text with before & after photos. That's your weekly Mission Report. No app to manage. No dashboard to check. Done.
Recurring billing means you never think about this again. Pause or cancel anytime with $0 fees. It's your yard — you're in command.
Priced by property size. Transparent, fair, and based on the actual size of your yard — not a guess.
Based on average residential lot data across Greenwich, Darien & New Canaan, CT. Pricing reflects yard scope, not home size.
Every job is photo-documented and reviewed. If your yard isn't spotless, we redeploy at no charge. No negotiations, no exceptions.
Every Trooper passes a background check and carries liability insurance before stepping onto your property. Nationwide, no exceptions.
No app to manage. No account to log into. Just one weekly Mission Report text with your before & after photos. Set it and forget it — or stay in touch with the Troops. Your call.
Going on vacation? Pause the mission. Changing service? Cancel instantly. $0 fees, no calls required, no passive-aggressive hold music. Ever.
Gig-powered and app-dispatched. No boots on the ground required from HQ. We deploy Troopers in your zip code so the mission always reaches you.
Post-signup, you'll get one text per week. Your Mission Report. Before photo. After photo. Done.
No app to download. No dashboard to manage. No emails. No notifications. If you want to upgrade, pause, or cancel — text us back or log in. It's your mission, your terms.
The Poop Troop app exists if you want it. Real-time tracking, loyalty points, merch store, scheduling. But you'll never need it unless you want it.
"I have three goldens and a big yard. The weekly text with photos is genuinely all I need. My Saturdays are mine again. This is the best $65 I spend every week."
"My landscaper was complaining every week. Now the yard is immaculate before he even arrives. The before & after photos are brilliant. Exactly what I needed."
"Needed a cleanup with 48 hours notice for a backyard party. They showed up, handled everything, sent the photos, and my guests had no idea there was ever a situation."
Enter your zip code. We're deploying across the Northeast first, then coast to coast.
Got a car, a smartphone, and the willingness to serve? Join the Poop Troop as a gig Trooper. Work your own hours, own your own sector. We handle the clients. You handle the mission.
Every onboarded Trooper gets a printed Poop Troop uniform shirt. Wear it with honor.
Issued to every active Trooper. Part of the kit. Part of the standard.
Jobs come to you through the Troop app. Accept, complete, photograph, submit. Simple as that.
Competitive per-stop pay. Bonuses for 5-star reviews that mention you by name.
Apparel and dog gear for the proud Poop Troop household. Print-on-demand, ships nationwide.
Founding Trooper slots are limited. Lock in your rate, get your dog a bandana, and never touch poop again.
Name, address, plan. No credit card until your first mission is confirmed.
A Trooper gets dispatched to your zip. You get a confirmation text with your first deployment date.
One text. Before photo. After photo. You never think about poop again. Mission accomplished.